Yoda Endorses Porn

Vincent   November 14, 2010   1 Comment on Yoda Endorses Porn

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Porn ads will pretty much do anything to get your attention, but I was stunned to see Yoda endorsing a rather extreme website called, “Ghetto Gaggers.” I like to think that I run a rather liberal blog here, but there’s no way I could share the uncensored version of the ad with you all  in the open, because frankly I like having non-pervert fans. If you’re really curious as to what is beneath the uncensored version, let’s just say it looks like a young black woman has made the biggest mistake of her life and stuck her face in a tub of glaze at Cinnabon.

I’ll bet that Ghetto Gaggers is going to be writing a rather large check to Mr. Lucas in the near future.  I can’t imagine in any universe that Lucasfilm used one of its most iconic Star Wars characters to endorse a website that describes itself as, “White boys face F***ing Ebony Hood Rats.” Classy.

The original image is here (NSFW!). I believe you have been warned.