Twilight Saga: New Moon

Wow, I can’t wait for the new Twilight movie! I can only hope that this one gays up werewolves just as much as it made vampires super gay, which was a pretty big feat considering how gay vampires were to begin with. The trailer is insanely exciting, it’s got all this talking and if there’s anything I like more in a movie is a plain leading lady and an ugly male lead talking to each other for hours on end about how they feel.

Did you see how Edward protected Plainabela when she accidentally cut herself? I can’t count how many times I’ve been at a party and I was opening up a present and the jagged paper cut into my delicate flesh, making me bleed all over the place and then I cried because there was no boy around to attack or defend me. And then there was that boy without his shirt who turned into a cartoon wolf to protect innocent and sweet Plainabela. Oh, if only the boys at school would treat me that way!

  • I’m glad Ann Rice from Interview With a Vampire is getting involved.

  • Foot~Detox

    Twilight is a thousand times better than Harry Potter. I really love this movie, it is the best movie i have ever watched.

  • Vincent

    Foot, nice try. BUT YOU’RE A SPAM BOT! How do I know? Nobody could possibly think it’s the best movie they’ve ever watched.

  • I’m an Idiot Spammer

    Ha Ha, you are so right, The vampires were so completely gay that i can’t see how anyone could take the movie seriously,maybe if you are a mentally defective 9 year old girl or perhaps a gay teen boy you may enjoy it but it had to have been one of the worst movies of all time!

  • Spammy Spamerson

    i love the chemistry between Kirsten Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Twlight will always be one of the best vampire-love story movies.

  • Kristen Stewart is the perfect Bella .. All around the casting was perfect, everyone had so much so much angst that they fit the story perfectly