Wow, I can’t wait for the new Twilight movie! I can only hope that this one gays up werewolves just as much as it made vampires super gay, which was a pretty big feat considering how gay vampires were to begin with. The trailer is insanely exciting, it’s got all this talking and if there’s anything I like more in a movie is a plain leading lady and an ugly male lead talking to each other for hours on end about how they feel.
Did you see how Edward protected Plainabela when she accidentally cut herself? I can’t count how many times I’ve been at a party and I was opening up a present and the jagged paper cut into my delicate flesh, making me bleed all over the place and then I cried because there was no boy around to attack or defend me. And then there was that boy without his shirt who turned into a cartoon wolf to protect innocent and sweet Plainabela. Oh, if only the boys at school would treat me that way!