Twilight Breaking Dawn is Insane

I know that fans of Twilight will get mad when I say this, but damn it everything I’ve ever seen from Twilight looks like shit. They’ll say, well did you read it/see it for yourself? And I have to say no, but I can usually tell crap by how it looks and smells, I don’t have to taste it. Just the insane plot elements above are enough to make me feel glad that I skipped out on this whole thing.

Thanks to: Reid of Light Within Light

  • Before I knew anything about Twilight (ah, such innocent times) I decided to go see the first movie with my girlfriend. I honestly thought it’d be something like Harry Potter. It was one of the worst films I’ve ever seen, for real. It was SO boring. There was no real plot until the last 20 minutes or so of the movie. I was laughing out loud at parts of it and getting shushed by the audience.

    Ugh, that was such a bad experience. I drove to a small artsy theater the next weekend to see “Let the Right One In” because I needed to see a hardcore real vampire movie ASAP. That was a very good movie.

  • Vincent

    See it’s reviews like that from people I think have similar tastes to mine that reinforce my negative opinion. Sorry you had to suffer. I’ve got Let the Right One in on the netflix queue.

  • Bleh.

  • Chad B

    I’ve unfortunately seen all three of them. You’ll be hard pressed to find a worse movie than the second Twilight one. Utter and complete crap.

  • Isa

    If you don’t like it, why speak about it… You’re crap! It’s a girl movie, you can’t understand…

  • Paindora

    Isa, you’re an idiot. Yeah, it’s a chick movie, but that doesn’t mean Vincent can’t understand just because he as a dick. You’re being sexist for no reason. I’m a chick, I love the twilight series (have read all the books and seen all the movies) and I’m not offended that he doesn’t like it. Just because you’ve got a wet one for it doesn’t mean that everyone else has to too. If you don’t like his post why comment on it? Heed your own advice. If no one ever commented on stuff they find to be shitty then nothing would ever improve. So STFU and go hump your Edward cardboard cut-out while listening to clair de lune and crying.

    Chad – watch Last Days by Gus van Sant. THAT movie was absolutely the worst piece of shit I’ve ever seen. I literally kept checking the time left on the DVD just to see how much longer I had to suffer through it (I only watched it because a couple of my friends gave it rave reviews – but then I realized they were stupid hipsters with horrible taste).

  • My wife is a huge fan of the films and books, I have therefore set through every single one of the movies. I have to these movies were made entirely for females, they’re emotional pornography. The reason that the plot is so insane is because the plot only serves to create new emotional elements.

    It’s also the reason it’s so boring men, the concentration on the emotional aspects of the characters does little to explain the events that are occurring or even to drive the plot forward.

    Looking back though, Breaking Dawn is by far the best made film. It has the highest production values, best score, best acting, best special effects etc.

  • Lamar the Revenger

    My question for all Twilight fans (PLEASE, some friends & I want to know) How does a vampire get a boner? They drink blood to survive & some of it fuels their hard on? And since they’ve been dead for so long, their testicles must be sterile, right?