The World Needs More Action Figure Porn (Super Not Safe For Work)

Those fun fellas over at the porn website Reality Kings have done a movie/photo shoot that prominently features an Incredible Hulk action figure for no apparent reason other than to combine two of my loves into one thing.

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Really, I have no clue why they decided they needed pictures of a naked girl and a Hulk figure, but who am I to question their judgment? Even if you don’t normally want to look at boobs, you’ve got to check out the last picture on this post. It’s freaking hilarious.

Boobs after the more tag.*

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I’m such a geek that the first thing I thought of when I saw this image was the comic series Secret Wars where the Hulk lifts the mountain off the heroes. Sigh.

*I apologize if you are offended and you saw this in your RSS feed. Blame the WordPress development team for removing the feature where the “more” tag protected you from anything after the tag.

  • Hey Paul, this doesn’t affect me because I’m unemployed and a cool with boobies, but via RSS feed the naked boobies in the last pic show up. FYI.

  • Vincent

    I think you were distracted by the boobs. I pointed that out in the actual post. The WordPress team has tied my hands. I don’t want to have full boobs on the RSS feed, but there’s no way to block it if I pick the full feed option anymore like there used to be. As a blogger I’ve heard many times that you should have feeds to full, so that’s why it’s set that way.

  • Iron man is my favourite comic, and now the movie is even better! Iron man 2 is coming soon, I can’t wait to watch it! Me and my gal are very excited…