The Nerd’s Dream Girl: Velma

Hey back up, you're fogging up Velma's glasses.

Hey back up, you're fogging up Velma's glasses.

Robot’s Pajama Party co-host Matty requested the other day that I post pictures of girls dressed up as Velma from Scooby Doo. I thought that it would be cool to do, not knowing the horrors of what I’d find in my image searches. Seriously, some of the worst cosplay images I’ve seen where in the Velma search. Fear not! I’ve spared you the horrors I encountered to offer you a trap free collections of Velma cosplay pictures.

Velma or Daphne? How about both!

Velma or Daphne? How about both!

I'd confess to anything for her.

I'd confess to anything for her.

That's supposed to be a dog right?

That's supposed to be a dog right?

Velma goes edgy.

Velma goes edgy.

This Velma is a Suicide Girl. This is about the only picture I could post of her on this site...

This Velma is a Suicide Girl. This is about the only picture I could post of her on this site...

This is the greatest thing ever.

This is the greatest thing ever.

She may look nice, but I feel she's a bubbling fountain of sass.

She may look nice, but I feel she's a bubbling fountain of sass.

Try not to look like you're enjoying yourself. Great!

Try not to look like you're enjoying yourself. Great!

I obviously approve this image. Mushroom stamp approval!

I obviously approve this image. Mushroom stamp approval!

Not the best quality image, but she's cute so that's enough.

Not the best quality image, but she's cute so that's enough.

I'd watch a live action movie with just Velma solving mysteries at Comic Con.

I'd watch a live action movie with just Velma solving mysteries at Comic Con.

Not so sure about this one, but stocking wins in my book.

Not so sure about this one, but stocking wins in my book.

The mystery of where has this finger been?

The mystery of where has this finger been?

Velma adjusts her glasses. Nerd hearts melt.

Velma adjusts her glasses. Nerd hearts melt.

Disclaimer: I find pictures through random searches on the net. If you are the copyright owner of the image and have a huge problem with it (them) being here, just let me know in the comments and I’ll remove the offending image(s). I also don’t know any of the people in the pictures nor do I care to, so if I make fun of you and it upsets you I’m really sorry.

  • Matty

    Hooray!

  • The Stockings Velma is rubbing her ass all over the phone. Not hygienic.

  • Dex

    Don’t ask me how I know, but I’m pretty sure the 3rd photo in is from the Scooby-Doo adult film…