Sometimes the names for toys are just wildly, insanely WRONG. Like, there is the double entendre, but these are just flat out sexual and I don’t know how they passed the design phase, packaging, marketing and so on. Here are our ten favorite.
I mean… seriously, Mattel, what were you thinking?
Maybe He-Man was subtly super-progressive?
I really can’t tell if they knew what they were doing with these names or not.
Monster in my Pocket
Well what else could these mean?
Ding-a-Lings were a robot toy line in the 70s. Uh-oh. Spy Ding-a-Ling has a camera that pops out of his crotch. Inappropriate! Their name isn’t much better.
Sure, he’s a motorcycle that leaves skid marks on the street. But that’s not the first thing we think of.
Yeah, drill DEEZ NUTS.
He should have had a partner called Release.