The Most Inappropriate Action Figure Names

Sometimes the names for toys are just wildly, insanely WRONG. Like, there is the double entendre, but these are just flat out sexual and I don’t know how they passed the design phase, packaging, marketing and so on. Here are our ten favorite.

Fisto

fisto

I mean… seriously, Mattel, what were you thinking?

Ram-Man

ram man

Maybe He-Man was subtly super-progressive?

Tung Lashor

tung lashor

I really can’t tell if they knew what they were doing with these names or not.

Monster in my Pocket

monster in my pocket

Well what else could these mean?

Ding-a-Lings

Ding-a-Lings were a robot toy line in the 70s. Uh-oh. Spy Ding-a-Ling has a camera that pops out of his crotch. Inappropriate! Their name isn’t much better.

Skidmark

skidmark

Courtesy tfwiki.net

Sure, he’s a motorcycle that leaves skid marks on the street. But that’s not the first thing we think of.

Drill Nuts

drill nuts

Yeah, drill DEEZ NUTS.

Clench

clench

He should have had a partner called Release.

Discharge

discharge

Gross.

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  • Chris

    I believe Skidmark was a G.I. Joe character before he was a Transformer. His codename is a source of much humor among Joe fans.

  • Chris Piers

    Yes, he was. Maybe I should’ve used him instead. It was sort of a coin toss. I guess I should’ve mentioned both.