The Mortal Kombat “Tournament”

Mortal Kombat Is Not A Tournament

I don’t know how I never realized this when I was but a child, but the Mortal Kombat tournament is one of the weakest tournaments ever. Johnny Cage certainly figured it out:

Yeah, Johnny Cage was certainly lacking in the supernatural abilities department. Man, he sure knew how to punch someone in the crotch though.

  • Matty

    That was goddamn funny. And well made. Those CH dudes bring the funny.

  • Matty

    And I’d just like to point out that I’m not even in college. Bravo,