The Best Halloween Costumes of 2011

I’m a super helpful person and I love to help people find the right Halloween costume for them. So instead of getting laid, I scoured the depths of the internet to bring you the best costume choices again! (Yep, I did this last year too. If you want to know what to dress up as this year look no further, my Halloween costume seeking friends!

“Sexy” Edward Scissorhands


Nothing says sexy quite like a woman that could cut off your dick just by touching it.

Semi-Pro Costume


Remember that movie Semi-Pro? I don’t either!

Osama Bin Laden


Honor those who died in 9/11 and all the service men and women who have sacrificed their lives with this dignified Osama Bin Laden costume. America!



This Duffman Halloween costume will bring a 14 year old joke to life that’s as fresh as it was in 1997. Aye carumba!

True Blood Waitress


Don’t feel like dressing like a slut or having a recognizable costume? Fear not, here’s a waitress outfit that costs far too much because it’s branded like your favorite vampire TV show.

Pac-Man Ghost


If you don’t want to bother trying, then this Pac-Man ghost is perfect for you!

Sexy Twister


This sexy Twister costume also doubles as an invitation for unwanted groping.

Angry Birds


This piece of fabric fashioned into a triangle that resembles a bird from a video game is selling at some stores for 50 bucks. Capitalism!

Glee Red Track Suit


Nothing says super fun Halloween quite like a butch Lesbian gym teacher. Hit the showers, girls!

  • That’s all? I thought you’d have, like, 50.

  • It’s only the best man. You can’t have 50 bests. It’s impossible. Maybe I’ll do a part 2.

  • What I enjoy is searching for Men’s Halloween costumes online and getting dozens of sexy lady costumes in the search results.

  • Lamar the Revenger

    A friend of the wife’s dressed like Anna Paquin from TruBlood last year and had to keep telling people who she was. I felt bad for her. Sadly, the only one I’d wear (out of the men’s, of course) is the Angry Birds. I would be true to form and flick everyone off..

  • You missed my favorite this year. The Breathalyzer. Har har. GET IT?!!

  • We did the Anna Paquin costume for a random day and everybody actually thought it was our uniform from work.. im from Mexico so people NEVER know anything haha.. i dressed up like Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s once and nobody recognize my costume.

  • That is the worst when no one recognizes what you’re supposed to be. At the very least you can have fun dressing up as your favorite character though. I can’t believe you couldn’t get recognized as Hepburn though, that’s a CLASSIC look!

  • i know right? culture shock.. i live in a border city next to U.S. and my dad and half of my family is from US so this happens all the time..