I’m a super helpful person and I love to help people find the right Halloween costume for them. So instead of getting laid, I scoured the depths of the internet to bring you the best costume choices again! (Yep, I did this last year too. If you want to know what to dress up as this year look no further, my Halloween costume seeking friends!
“Sexy” Edward Scissorhands
Nothing says sexy quite like a woman that could cut off your dick just by touching it.
Remember that movie Semi-Pro? I don’t either!
Osama Bin Laden
Honor those who died in 9/11 and all the service men and women who have sacrificed their lives with this dignified Osama Bin Laden costume. America!
This Duffman Halloween costume will bring a 14 year old joke to life that’s as fresh as it was in 1997. Aye carumba!
True Blood Waitress
Don’t feel like dressing like a slut or having a recognizable costume? Fear not, here’s a waitress outfit that costs far too much because it’s branded like your favorite vampire TV show.
If you don’t want to bother trying, then this Pac-Man ghost is perfect for you!
This sexy Twister costume also doubles as an invitation for unwanted groping.
This piece of fabric fashioned into a triangle that resembles a bird from a video game is selling at some stores for 50 bucks. Capitalism!
Glee Red Track Suit
Nothing says super fun Halloween quite like a butch Lesbian gym teacher. Hit the showers, girls!