Star Wars Always Needed More Porkins

My PS3 died so I haven’t had a chance to get and check out all the exciting new changes to Star Wars. Luckily, some helpful soul posted some of the biggest changes to YouTube. George Lucas has finally decided to fix the dismal lack of the heroic Rebel pilot Porkins by adding [...]

The Death of Indiana Jones: Why the 2008 Toyline Failed

In 2008 Hasbro fulfilled the dreams of many toy collectors by releasing Indiana Jones toys, which coincided with the theatrical release of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Instead of being a smash hit, the line lasted about a year and then was gone. This post attempts to explain just how [...]

Red Tails… Don’t Let Lucas Kill Your Interest

I just checked out the trailer for the film Red Tails, the George Lucas produced WWII period piece, and it looks awesome. Red Tails is based on the exploits of the Tuskegee Airmen, the all black fighter pilot unit in World War II. Unlike the magical world of Captain America, blacks [...]

The Most Ridiculous Star Wars Collectable of All Time

As much of a Star Wars fan as I am, I realize the thing is over merchandised. There’s so much Star Wars merch out there that it is practically inconceivable. Most examples of Star Wars product I can see why someone might want it, but not for books that consist solely of pictures of [...]

Stupid Kid Han Solo

The above pretend action figure of Stupid Kid Han Solo was created by Red Letter Media for their epic review of Revenge of the Sith. I’ll be posting the review here for those too lazy to seek it elsewhere, but in the meantime enjoy this really awesome picture they conjured up using the magic [...]

Yoda Endorses Porn

Porn ads will pretty much do anything to get your attention, but I was stunned to see Yoda endorsing a rather extreme website called, “Ghetto Gaggers.” I like to think that I run a rather liberal blog here, but there’s no way I could share the uncensored version of the ad with [...]

Jek Porkins Saves the Galaxy

Artist Mark Rehkopf has got himself one sweet looking Jek Porkins poster. Jek Porkins is the rather large X-Wing pilot who valiantly gave his live in service of the Alliance in order to try and defeat the first Death Star in Star Wars: A New Hope. It’s ironic that Jek receives so much guff [...]

Star Wars Live Action Show on Hold… UGH!

According to /film it looks like the Star Wars live action film is on hold. Depending on how you feel about this, it could be really good or really bad. I’m leaning toward bad, since I’ve been teased with this fucking thing for at least five years now. Even if it sucks, I just [...]

The Live Action Star Wars Promises… to Disappoint

There’s been some talk about what characters will or won’t be in the long promised live action Star Wars television series. Author Karen Travis has said that her upcoming book about Boba Fett had to be canceled due to conflicts with what was planned for the character in the series. Of course, they didn’t [...]