I love 3D. When it became cool to hate 3D I still loved it. Is it a gimmick? Fuck yes! But basically so are things like extra large screens and 7.1 surround sound. None of that extra stuff is needed to watch a film, but they help make it a more fun experience if [...]
I’ve seen the above image floating around on the internet lately and I debated putting it up here. I then thought, screw it. I like bewbs, even big giant fake ones. Plus, this image of Scarlett Johansson from Iron Man 2 (not Avengers as some people have been saying) more accurately reflects the state [...]
Pretty much the worst movie poster of all time.
In another segment of my super late coverage of the Avenger’s movie, I thought I’d share my opinions on the biggest film in the universe. Why are my opinions so important that they need to be on a blog post? Because I’m a thought leader. [...]
Oh noes! Iron Mans is a going to die!!!1
Yep, I’m late to the table with a post about the Avengers movie, but this one has been bugging me for awhile so I thought I’d take it to the interent, the most logical place to air grievances! Plus, now that everyone on the planet has [...]
Now that the dust has settled a day after the epic release of the upcoming Joss Whedon helmed Avengers movie, I feel like I can offer my inane commentary.
Twitter exploded with nerdgasims of joy when this thing hit, in fact some commenters said they were crying tears of joy. Really? [...]
Nick Fury isn’t content just to bust into a bunch of Marvel comic book movies like Iron Man or Captain America to recruit for the Avengers. No, he’s started busting into other movies to recruit! You can’t stop Nick Fury from building the greatest (or most questionable) super hero team in existence. [...]