T-Shirts that Make Me Proud to Be an American

In Dog We Trust.

So I’m in Wal-Mart the other day looking at their fine selection of t-shirts and I spotted the above beauty. The striking image filled my head with the sweet music of the Star Spangled Banner and my eyes filled with tears that were colored red, white, and blue. Yes, [...]

Win Free Twinkies! (Or Snowballs, Ding Dongs, etc.)

America is in crisis! This country is on the brink of disaster and only you can help prevent it! The Beloved Hostess company filled Chapter 11 bankruptcy to try to remain afloat. As Americans we must do our part to help ourselves out of this crisis and save lots of jobs. In order to [...]

Penthouse is Maxim (Mostly Safe For Work)

At the ripe old age of 29 I have to admit something. I love exercising my right to do things that I couldn’t do in my high school years, be it purchasing beer at the grocery store or even buying porn. I’ve even been tempted to buy cigarettes even though I don’t smoke, just because [...]