It’s an undisputed fact that Great White Snark is the king of geeky wedding cakes. Therefore, when I show you this cake keep in mind that it is not an attempt to venture into his territory, nor will it become a regular thing. The reason that I’m posting this wedding cake is that it’s so tremendously lame. I present to you, the Stargate wedding cake.
I understand being that guy. You know, the guy that likes the outcasts of the sci-fi world like Seaquest DSV, Space 1999, and Stargate, but bringing that kind of lameness to your wedding? Please. The movie was decent and maybe the show was okay for awhile, but it’s run it’s course a long time ago.
I’ve been tricked into seeing Stargate a few times after watching an episode of Battlestar Galactica would be over and I hadn’t gotten the energy to turn off the television yet. Almost inevitably they’d have some cool space stuff going on and then blam, I’d realize it was some trick and it would be pure suckitude as soon as a character started talking. This cake has garbage sitting on top of it and who wants to eat garbage cake aside from Oscar the Grouch and me when I’m really drunk? Nobody.
Thanks to: Neatorama