Just look at this Shih-Tzu. It’s so friggen full of itself. I bet it thinks it’s better than me. I bet it’s thinking, “Hey, I’m very fancy and you’re not, so that makes you a terrible person.” I bet it thinks it could beat me in a dance contest or in a game of chess. Why are you so full of yourself Shih-tzu? Is it because of your fancy hair? Well, just because I don’t have someone dedicating their life to grooming me doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings too. So what if you dated the hottest cheerleader in school and won the state wrestling championship three straight times, it doesn’t mean that my life doesn’t have any meaning.
Holy crap, I wish I could punch this dog in the face.