Snack Report: Hostess Chocolate Cupcake (With Bonus Twinkie Review)

Vincent   June 27, 2013   Comments Off on Snack Report: Hostess Chocolate Cupcake (With Bonus Twinkie Review)

Hostess Chocolate Cupcake

The Hostess Chocolate cupcake was one of the big three of Hostess Products (Twinkies, Fruit Pies, and Cupcakes) that most people thought of when the word Hostess was brought up. Therefore, I was extremely surprised the other day when I realized that I hadn’t reviewed the Hostess Chocolate Cupcake. I’ve done orange and golden, but not chocolate! What the what!?

Luckily, I had froze a bunch of them so I could share a review with you all!

Hostess Chocolate Cupcake

The consistency of the chocolate cupcake was soft and moist despite its frozen origins. It wasn’t as soft and moist had it been fresh from the Hostess factory, but that’s a given. It was full of chocolate goodness and had just the right amount of filling. Hostess really had these suckers down to a science before they went belly up.

Afterwards, I felt fat and disgusting and severely depressed, knowing full well that the joy I get from eating food is only a temporary solution and that if I truly want to be happy I have to search within myself. Then I ate the rest of the box.

Score: 5 out of 5 empty holes in my life

BONUS!

While I was visiting Robot’s Pajamas writer Chris Piers at his headquarters I gave him a Twinkie. He reviewed it in a series of pictures:

Chris Piers eats a Hostess Twinkie

Chris about to review a Twinkie!

Chris Piers eats a Hostess Twinkie

Making sure he takes in the full aroma.

Chris Piers eats a Hostess Twinkie

Really getting in there.

Chris Piers eats a Hostess Twinkie

Uncertainty.

Chris Piers eats a Hostess Twinkie

Deciding.

Chris Piers eats a Hostess Twinkie

He likes it, he really likes it!