Sheyla Hershey: A True Champion (Pretty much NSFW)

So there’s some woman named Sheyla Hershey who wanted big boobs. She didn’t want any big boobs though, she wanted the biggest boobs, so she got implants like any self respecting stripper, porn star, or “Real Housewife” would. But that wasn’t enough, she needed more boobs than the law would allow. In this case, Texas law that wouldn’t let her get bigger breasts.

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So what did Sheyla Hershey do to overcome this horrible adversity? What did she do to fulfill her dream of going from a nearly flat chested FFF to a KKK? She went to Brazil to get it done, like anyone else who needs complicated medical procedures would do in a similar situation.

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The most surprising thing to me is that A.) They don’t look any bigger than a lot of porn stars whose work I’ve admired and B.) There aren’t any pictures of Sheyla Hershey topless.

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Seriously? Seriously? You’re going to get the biggest tits in the world from the most renowned doctors (a.k.a. miracle workers) in the world, or at least in Latin America, and you don’t have the decency to take your top off and let us see some nipples? Super lame. It’s a crime against humanity to get the biggest implants ever and then not show them off in their full glory.

My guess is that there’s something seriously wrong with those things. Like half formed twin wrong.

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Thanks to: What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Here’s a link to her site: Sheyla Hershey.com

  • JM

    Bloody hell.

  • Blinded by the light

    Just reading through your site…talk about your double stuffed oreo cookies…