Continuing She-Ra week, I guess, is a cool commercial for She-Ra’s faithful steed, Swift Wind. Swift Wind was the equivalent of He-Man’s buddy Battle Cat. Much like Battle Cat who goes around in day to day life as his alter-ego Cringer, Swift Wind is a normal horse named Spirit before She-Ra swings her mighty sword his way.
There’s two reasons why I decided to share this commercial with you:
1. I’m trying to win back the hearts of my female audience that I constantly alienate with all the boob pictures and filth talk.
2. To ask Mattel to please make a new Swift Wind for their new She-Ra figure. Look, I know I’m a small blog not worthy to lick the boot heals of your mighty corporation, but a new Swift Wind would be tits. Oh crap, there I go again. Sorry, ladies.
Update: Mattel did make a new Swiftwind to go with their She-Ra figure, so you’re welcome everyone. I did that.
Thanks to: Retroist