Hey kids! Halloween is just around the corner and if you don’t have your costume yet, you’re in danger of being the laughing stock of your town. Fear not! I’ve collected some of the best costumes available online, so you can just purchase them and party away (or murder babies if you celebrate Halloween the way it was meant to be celebrated).
Jabba the Hutt
Star Wars fans, be ready to be the life of the party with this fantastic costume based on Jabba the Hutt. This costume is a screen accurate representation of the lightsaber wielding villain of Star Trek Episode II at an affordable price.
Hey sluts, remember the Baroness? We don’t either! But if you’re looking to grind on the nerd crowd this year be sure to get this Baroness costume that’s about as vaguely related to the original as a ham sandwich is to a bicycle tire.
More like the laugh guru, right? Remember that part of the Love Guru where he was all like… Umm well how about that part where… Strange, I can’t think of anything from that movie worth remembering.
Now this costume of Tina Turner’s character from Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome is so un-timely that no casual costume goers will bother wearing it. If you’re the 1% of the female population that likes Mad Max: Beyond the Thunderdome, then this is for you. The model really helps sell this one, especially when she looks like she’s about to poop.