Merry Christmas! Right off the bat you get the traditional Christmas song from Gunther. You’re welcome.
In case you’re dense and haven’t noticed, today is the day we post a Merry Christmas message to those who celebrate the festive holiday (for me it’s the 100% secular version, bring on the gifts!). Our holiday post is more highly anticipated than the Pope’s Christmas prayer. Heck, even Krampus takes a few seconds to check out the blog in between beating children. This year I decided to link to other Christmas posts from the past that are still amazing time wasters if you’re avoiding talking to relatives.