Jessica Rabbit is perhaps one of the most sexually charged cartoon characters of all time, so it’s kind of odd that she appears in a movie made to entertain children. Roger Rabbit is a great movie for any age and some ladies who grew up watching it have decided to dress up like Roger Rabbit’s wife Jessica. We’ve got a collection of some of them here. Hold on to your hats, this is a good one!
Jessica Rabbit, a Zombie, and Slim Jim guy at the lamest Halloween party of all time.
Jessica Rabbit poses with her nightmare inducing husband.
Nothing can stop their love, not even Roger Rabbit swallowing this man whole like an Anaconda eating a pig.
Certainly not the most kinky thing that this hotel balcony has seen.
This is way less creepy than those Japanese brand cosplay upskirts.
Jessica and Roger cheer up this poor victim of bulimia.
Apparently, to fully capture the spirit of Jessica Rabbit your arms have to be nonsensically stretched into the air.
The arm up in the air is a nice start, but this is seriously the laziest Jessica Rabbit costume ever.
Jessica Rabbit creates the perfect MySpace profile pic.
Gentlemen (nerds), start your cranking.
Get it? Jessica Rabbit. See, there’s a rabbit.
“Excuse me, Miss. While you are incredibly attractive and would never sleep with me, I must point out that Jessica Rabbit does not, in fact, wear slippers.”
Here the photographer said, “Quick, come up with the most awkward pose you can think of!”
Jessica Rabbit isn’t just for cosplayers, there’s the creepy latex fetish crowd too!
This drunken pirate Jedi has just scored himself a white trash version of Jessica Rabbit at the mall. Congrats?
Jessica Rabbit is constipated.
It’s just a funny coincidence that she’s dressed just like Jessica Rabbit.
Girls this hot shouldn’t be allowed to cosplay. It just leads to too much agitating of virgin nerds.
When the Jessica Rabbit call girl shows up at your hotel, you know you’re in for an expensive evening.
Holy crap. I’ve lost the ability to type.
This picture answers the question, “What if Jessica Rabbit lost all her classic sexual appeal and was just slutty?”
This drag queen has some fantastic legs.
Real Housewives of Halloween.
Neither a wood floor nor a smoke machine inspire me to think sexy or comfortable.
Hubba Chubba! Sorry, but that’s not a flattering pose.
I’ll take both, please.
I believe this angle is supposed to be arty. Instead it’s merely annoying and not nearly unflattering enough. D-
Ding, ding, ding! We have found the most unflattering cosplay picture ever! A+
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