Hey kids, me and my robot pal Herman Botsworth would like to wish you a happy Valentine’s Day. I realize that many of our readers are single like me (we are geeks after all), so I thought that I’d give you a Valentine just to say that at least someone is thinking about you in this big old lonely world.
Also, Herman attempted to be sweet and give you something in addition to the card, but he ended up ripping the heart out of a homeless person. That crazy robot!
Check out way more super sweet Star Wars Valentines here!
I’m really getting sick of disposing of dead homeless dudes.