Happy Judgement Day!

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As a public service I thought that I’d give you a heads up that today is the day that Skynet has become self aware and will shortly begin exterminating all human life on Earth. Well, that’s if you go by the beloved television series Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles. In that short lived series, Cameron aka dead in the eyes, informs the Conners that Skynet’s self aware date is 4/19/11.

Of course, this isn’t the first time Skynet became self aware and began what is known as Judgement Day. Other dates include: Sometime in 1984, August 29, 1997, July 25, 2003, July 25, 2004. Why so many dates? Those pesky humans keep delaying it. What jerks right?

And to clarify, Skynet is implemented today. We’ve got two more days before the nukes fall, so be prepared for that.

I’m hoping I get taken out in the first wave. I’m too lazy to try to avoid laser shooting robot planes. I also don’t want to be forced to work the production line to make more robots. I’d rather just go out easy and let everyone else do all the heavy lifting.

Thanks to: Babette for warning me about the tanks crushing piles of human skulls.

  • If it’s the 21st, you’re off by two days.

  • I did have the date wrong at the top, but then I did say:

    “And to clarify, Skynet is implemented today. We’ve got two more days before the nukes fall, so be prepared for that.”

    “Happy Day that Skynet goes online day” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

  • Two days for John and Sarah to stop Skynet!

  • They’re just going to jump back in time.

  • lamartherevenger

    “Let’s see if these bastards can do ninety!” (oh wait wrong movie)

  • Chad B

    Happy (actual) Judgement Day!

  • PresidentJuggernaut

    I just hope that when the bombs drop I’m close enough to a chainlink fence to recreate that dramatic death.

  • Man she stays alive a long time during that sequence. I’d just want to go out in a flash.