A long time ago I asked which would be the bigger garbage fest, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen or G.I Joe: Rise of Cobra. Well, after finally seeing G.I. Joe I can confirm that Transformers was a bigger piece of shit. Don’t get me wrong, G.I. Joe has got a lot of problems. And by a lot, I mean almost all character development is an enormous waste of time and brain cells. Still, the good seemed to outweigh the bad more, so the victor in this contest goes to Transformers.
Congrats to Transformers for being the shittiest movie I’ve seen all summer! It really takes a special kind of film to ruin a perfectly good concept such as robots that transform into things and beat the crap out of each other out. I mean, how crappy of a filmmaker do you have to be ruin a premise that brilliant?