Dear G.I. Joe Movie Makers

This is Snake-Eyes:

This is not Snake-Eyes:

In case you missed it… he doesn’t have a fucking face on his mask.

Thanks to: Topless Robot for ruining my day.

  • Meh. In the context of the visor laying atop it, I think it’ll be fine.

    We have 10,000 action figures that look like “our” Snake Eyes, plus hundreds of comics starring a Snake Eyes who looks the way he’s “supposed” to look.

    Let it go. The movie’s gonna suck shit through a straw, but it’ll be big dumb fun as long as people remember that G.I. Joe has always been really, really stupid.

  • Todd says: “That mask is crap.”

  • Vincent

    Monte: I realize the movie will suck, but when you can’t handle the basic look of the character then I get a little pissed. It’s like making a new Star Wars movie, but putting lips on Darth Vader’s mask. Sure Star Wars isn’t Casablanca, but damn it Darth Vader doesn’t have lips on his mask.

  • As has been noted elsewhere, the original SE v.2 figure did in fact have a subtle mouth.

  • Vincent

    Really, there’s nothing you can say that will make me not think that is hideous looking. There’s a difference between a subtle mouth outline and molded rubber lips.

  • Mark @ Kids Spiderman Costumes

    What a horrible mask! Shit costume.

  • Vincent

    Mark, I appreciate the comments but when you have your name the way it is, it’s VERY SPAMMY. Don’t make me mark all your comments as spam. If you want to say something and leave a link, change your name to just Mark or something.