Cobra’s Baroness: Now With Implant Action!

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While cruising around eBay looking at prices for an idea of what to charge for things on my fine online toy dealer booth Dinosaur Toy Vault, I ran across this lovely custom of Baroness from G.I. Joe. This Baroness is unique for two reasons: giant ass titties.

Why someone would need to own a Baroness from G.I. Joe with giant jugs is beyond me. Okay, maybe there is a joke factor her, but this fine beauty went for 80 dollars. That’s far beyond joke range, that’s really sad and depressing territory.

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As you can see, Baroness here features many points of articulation, so many so that she can do crazy impossible to perform in real life poses much like a 90s comic book’s idea of what a woman looked like.

You know, I like tits more than the next guy and even I am surprised at how popular this action figure proved to be.

Thanks to: eBay



  • Chad B.

    I think this is based on a custom spy figure. I can’t remember the name of it, ifI think of it I’ll look it up when I’m not working.