So look… if you read the title, you’ve basically read this story. It’s really short. It’s about 14 pages long. So essentially a novella. And if you read the title, you basically get the big joke. But is it worth buying this Kindle story by Chuck Tingle? Well, it’s only $2.99 (or free if you subscribe to KindleUnlimited). So that’s not a huge investment. It’s more than you pay for a full book but arguably close to what you may pay for a comic book. And there’s a second story of equal length included. But what’s inside?
Not a lot! I decided to get this on a whim after seeing insane book titles by Chuck Tingle for the last few years and this one just tickled me enough to get it. I read it aloud to my fiancee and we both laughed pretty hard. But I don’t think I’d ever read it again unless, I dunno, it came up at a party or something? That’s a stretch.
Basically, a real estate developer named Domald Tromp goes to Russia for a good time and Glern, the hotel concierge, tells him he’ll assign him a personal documentarian so he can have a souvenir tape. After going further and further looking for adventure, Tromp ultimately has some elaborate sex with a T-Rex prostitute and realizes that the documentary isn’t for him but actually for the Russian government. I got a good laugh when he realizes this is a clever plan by the Russians.
Anyway, I don’t know if I can quite justify paying 3 bucks for this joke. On the other hand, if you already have KindleUnlimited, it’s probably worth a read. Or maybe you can read one of Chuck Tingle’s several dozen other short gay monster stories. Worth a laugh at least once.