It seems that The Robot’s Pajamas is under assault by an evil force of shape shifters. I say this because I keep getting comments from my regular readers that aren’t really them. It all started with someone leaving comments as a “Jason P”, which easily could have been another person with the same name. Unfortunately, I didn’t realize at the time that it was a scout for the invasion force. Now I’m constantly getting comments from clones of some of my favorite people. What makes it harder is that the comments seem to be legitimate and not the usual spam garbage.
If you’re a fan of Robot’s Pajamas, I need you to mobilize. Here is what you can do to help: Don’t visit any websites that are linked to comments that look suspicious, don’t get water on the spammers, and most importantly don’t feed any of the spammers after midnight.
Spammers, know that I’m on to you and I have a vengeance that burns like the fire of a thousand suns. Your tactics are merely annoying and will do you no good. Your page rank will NOT benefit from your random links even if I was stupid enough to keep them active. Secondly, I know who my friends are so it’s not like I can’t tell who you are. Finally, the site doesn’t get much traffic at this point so you’re really wasting your time. So stop already, or your streets shall run red with the blood of your children. This I command!
p.s. Spammers: You also have a tiny penis.