A Salute to Under Cleavage (Pretty much NSFW)

Under cleavage is the most highly under appreciated form of cleavage that certainly doesn’t get the respect that it deserves. Hopefully, I can help change that a little.

Unlike the widely seen normal cleavage, under cleavage is what the name implies, it’s the bottom part of a woman’s breasts (i.e. boobies) with the most morally reprehensible parts covered up (i.e. those evil nipples).

While there is under cleavage that can happen whenever a lady is taking off her top and pauses mid-removal, say when she realizes that there’s a handsome fellow looking through her bedroom window totally by mistake at that very moment, the best under cleavage is the kind which is naturally occurring.

Our Japanese friend above has the best of intentions, but the actual under cleavage found here is much more appealing:

I’m guessing the females in shots like this just happen to have purchased t-shirts that are much too small and have yet to find a replacement. Their loss is our gain, I suppose.

I urge the fashion industry to adopt under cleavage and bring it the mainstream attention that it deserves. One would think that this would involve all women dressing up in quarter sized tank tops. No, that is not so. One would merely have to have a cut out along the bottom portion of the breastal area and the look could be incorporated into a fashionable night on the town outfit or a business suit. If you are a fashion designer and would like tips on how to best accomplish this, I’ve spent many hours thinking about this and could provide you with blueprints. I’ve nearly spent as much time on it as I have on creating functional penis cleavage for the average working man and I’ve spent years on that problem.

  • Jason P

    I salute thee under cleavage!

    and lol at the penis cleavage… eww

  • http://esbatty.smackjeeves.com Esbat

    Ah yes a standing ovation I shan’t have to get up for…

  • http://www.arkham6.com Mike Arkham

    Aye! Carumba!