There’s a reason why most kids I grew up wanted to be Han Solo or Boba Fett when we played Star Wars. Luke is just so… milquetoast. This is a great re-edit of Star Wars that has Luke being a total failure and it is completely hilarious. Seriously, he pretty much reacts like a guy [...]

I went through a period back in my early twenties where I fell back in love with a game called HeroQuest. If you don’t know the glory that is HeroQuest, it’s a board game that came out in the early 1990s and its similar to Dungeons and Dragons, but with much more simplified rules. I [...]

I know a lot of you dudes and ladies that read this book probably don’t go to church as often as you should. That’s why I decided to share this rap song called “Christ Like Cruising” to help spread the word of God.

This Bshoc guy must pull so much tail he doesn’t know what [...]

I’m not sure how many of you follow the Angry Video Game Nerd videos, but I will catch up on them every once in awhile. I like the dude, though he is quite the nerd. Anyway, Millionaire Playboy posted one of his vids that I found really interesting. It’s the story of a series of [...]

Yeah, yeah this is a rehash of a video based on G.I. Joe that’s been seen on almost every nerd blog and website on the plant. It would be criminal of me not to share it here though, considering I’m a huge G.I. Joe fan.

The Ballad of G.I. Joe from Olivia Wilde

You gotta love the [...]

Happy Independence Day if you live in the U.S.! If you don’t live here, then have fun sitting in your mud huts doing whatever it is you foreigners do today (it’s probably godless heathenism, no doubt). To celebrate America’s independence I pulled an episode of G.I. Joe for our Saturday Morning cartoon. Not because it [...]

Why break up a streak? In the spirit of all the Transformers this week, I’ve picked the first episode of the classic Transformers cartoon for our Saturday Morning cartoon pick:

Of course, Transformers was a syndicated cartoon and not a classic Saturday Morning toon. In fact, syndicated cartoons is what killed Saturday Morning cartoons. Who cares [...]

Even though they might cause my death, squirrels are incredibly cute animals. They also act like I do when I’m totally wasted. In this case, the wasted squirrel in question is drunk on fermented pumpkin.

Thanks to: Neatorama

Do you ever find punching dicks tedious? How about kicking nads? Well, all your problems are now solved with the Cock Shot:

Someday Babette and I will share the real tale of what happened to Sesame Street, the tale of how it was taken over by Elmo’s evil regime, but in the meantime watch this video that proves that Elmo isn’t always completely useless:

Thanks to: The Robot’s Pajama’s own Babette

Thanks to TBS and unemployment, I’ve fallen in love with Star Trek: The Next Generation again. How about one of the best viral videos of all time featuring Captain Jean-Luc Picard doing what he does best, singing a song that is so catchy it will roll around in your head for months if not years. [...]

In order to make up for the vile words put upon this very website about the Watchmen movie, here’s a kids cartoon opening of a Watchmen ‘toon that really should exist.

Thanks to: Super Punch

That’s it, humanity is over. Bears are now exhibiting ninja skills.

All hail our new bear masters.
Thanks to: Neat-o-rama

Ah the beauty of oddball comedy on the internet. The following music video has now replaced, “What? What? In my Butt” as the creepiest music video about sex that makes me laugh. Warning! The video is okay, but the audio is NSFW.

Thanks to: Topless Robot

CEOs have to worry about a lot of things us underlings or the unemployed don’t have to worry about, especially in the corporate controlled world of today. For instance, how does a CEO protect himself when a rival corporation targets him for extermination? Why, he busts out his briefcase gun!

That is clearly one old man [...]