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The Greatest Transformer/G.I. Joe Toy of All Time

An extremely talented toy customizer by the handle of Dr. Vile on Hisstank has finally done it. He’s created the greatest toy combinations of all time. While some are mearly content to make a transforming Cobra Hiss Tank from G.I. Joe, Dr. Vile goes several steps further by creating a giant ass combiner robot that [...]

Sponsored Post: Now at Dinosaur Toy Vault

Dinosaur Toy Vault is the greatest toy store in the universe and I’m not just saying that because I run it. We’ve added a whole slew (that’s right a slew!) of cool toys in the last few weeks. Check them out!
Masters of the Universe Classics Orko:
This figure is fricken awesome. He comes with Prince Adam [...]

Transformers on Pawn Stars

So this guy is going to have a baby and he needs to get rid of his Transfomers toys. I’m not sure if appearing on the show Pawn Stars is the best way to try to sell them, but whatever. One thing that bothers me about his collection that if he needs the space why [...]

I Wanna be in Transformers 3

I recently found out that the next Transformers film will be filming a pivotal scene in Milwaukee. Coincidentally, that’s where the current home base of The Robot’s Pajamas is located. I decided that I would like to be an extra, so I came up with some lines to rehearse in order to get me ready [...]

Friday Roundy Uppy: The One Where Abe Vigoda Gets Knocked Off

What was that? You wanted some links and random musings? Well, I can hook you right up!
Item: The Joes For Tots contest is going swimmingly so far. The first stage of spreading the word has gone better than expected. The next stage, sending out the press releases, will commence soon.
Item: I was fairly [...]

Friday Roundy Uppy: Monster Mash

Hey kids, here’s some random thoughts and links to cool things. Enjoy!
Item: Dennis Quaid says he wants to ride a horse in G.I. Joe 2. A horse wearing a power suit. That may sound stupid, but I trust Dennis Quaid instincts. Anyone who can make friends with an alien enemy on a hostile planet [...]

G.I. Joe vs. Transformers 2

A long time ago I asked which would be the bigger garbage fest, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen or G.I Joe: Rise of Cobra. Well, after finally seeing G.I. Joe I can confirm that Transformers was a bigger piece of shit. Don’t get me wrong, G.I. Joe has got a lot of problems. And by [...]

Transformers Generation One is Awesome Sauce

Excuse me while I geek out for a moment, because this video rocks my pants.

The video here was a fan made Transformers film… WAIT! Don’t go away yet! Yes, it’s a fan film that won some sort of Transforming robot fan award, but holy hot pants is this thing good. The CGI isn’t exactly [...]

Friday Roundy Uppy: Have a Smurfy Weekend

Hey, fellow nerds and/or geeks. I’ve only got a few things for you this Friday. Please enjoy my quality thoughts and links.
Item: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen has made 600 million dollars. Jesus Christ.
Item: My buddy MC Fumanda’s podcast entitled, Dudecast will be live soon. If you like foul language and either [...]

The Trasformers in Heavy Metal Fight

From the folks who brought us the first rude awakening of Optimus Prime comes Heavy Metal Fight. Optimus Prime and Megatron will fight one on one gladiatorial style, but would Megatron cheat? No way! The Decepticons never cheat!

What I love about Dr. Smoov’s videos is he perfectly captures the spirit of the characters while augmenting [...]

Saturday Morning Cartoons! The Transformers

Why break up a streak? In the spirit of all the Transformers this week, I’ve picked the first episode of the classic Transformers cartoon for our Saturday Morning cartoon pick:

Of course, Transformers was a syndicated cartoon and not a classic Saturday Morning toon. In fact, syndicated cartoons is what killed Saturday Morning cartoons. Who cares [...]

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen Should Have been Transformers: Lowest Common Denominator

I just got back from seeing Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and I must share some thoughts. First of all, I just want it out there that I was actually afraid I was going to like it. You see, the geek community is hardcore into bashing this thing and I feel that if you like [...]

Optimus Prime Wakes Up Again

A while back I posted a video of Optimus Prime of the Transformers fame waking up to a world he didn’t understand. It was hilarious. Now there’s another video of Optmius Prime waking up that is just as funny. Like last time, I’ll provide a bit of a background. When Hasbro breathed new life into [...]

Friday Roundy Uppy: Transforming it up in Transformer Town

Friday means two things: The return of the weekend which is kind of irrelevant when you’re unemployed and your weekly Friday Roundy Uppy. I bet you’re excited, right?
Item: I’m going to see Transformers tonight. This is the first time in my life I was wishing I was going to see a romantic comedy instead [...]

What’s Going to Suck More? G.I. Joe or Transformers 2?

I don’t like to be one of those nerds that gets super nerd rage over the stupidest stuff from unreleased films, but as I’ve stated before what I’ve seen from G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra on the whole has not looked good. There really hasn’t been that much to impress fans of the Joes and [...]