Today is Opposite Day! G.I. Joe is so awful that I hate it. Here’s the G.I. Joe team done by artist Bob Guy (that’s NOT a generic name if I ever heard one!). These drawings are totally not cute and they’d dumb.

P.S. You suck.
Thanks to: Super Punch

I’m pretty entertained when things I like that aren’t Lego make it into Lego. As usual, this Ghost Buster’s Ecto-1 has caught my attention and I must share it, because it is awesome. More here.
Thanks to: The Brothers Brick

Back in my youth I had an insatiable appetite for Star Wars, particularly the toys from Kenner. The mail-away figures were quite popular in my household due to the fact that I didn’t have an exactly affluent upbringing. Don’t get me wrong, we weren’t on food stamps or anything like that, I just wasn’t one [...]

One of the most highly anticipated toys for the last year or so is now in our household, the brand spanking new Masters of the Universe Classics She-Ra. I know what you’re thinking, isn’t She-Ra for girls?! Well sort of, but the She-Ra in question actually belongs to Babette, so stuff it. Still, if there [...]

I know this one has already made the rounds, but I was so amazed by it that I had to share it here again. This jungle gym is inspired by Return of the Jedi in that it’s got a friggen speeder bike for a swing. Other nice touches are the “computer” and the futuristic styling [...]

Hey kids, you know what’s great? Dinosaur Toy Vault! Yeah, I own it so I’m promoting myself. Dinosaur Toy Vault is having its first contest! Just look at what you can win!

Yep, those are Short Round and a Sallah Mighty Muggs from Indiana Jones and they can be all yours! What do you have to [...]

It’s time to wrap this puppy up! After saying I was going to give out some free toys, people came out of the woodwork to get their hands on the Hasbro awesome. I made a few new buds on Twitter, so that was a sweet cherry on top of this whole thing, but in the [...]

I don’t want to be one of those people that’s like, “Hey, look at my awesome toy! I’m a geek!” on this site, but sometimes I have to break the rules. Here’s the new Battle Cat made by Mattel in it’s Masters of the Universe Classics line. He’s sweet sauce on top of rocket cake. [...]

G.I. Joe: Above and Beyond by Max Allan Collins
Book Report by Vincent
I recently finished reading G.I. Joe: Above and Beyond by Max Allan Collins. Babette purchased for me based on two factors, the first being that she knows I love G.I. Joe and the second being that Snake Eyes is all up on the cover [...]

Word to your mother! Friday Roundy Uppy is back with some more linkage and thought bombs in your face!
Item: I’m a little surprised by the rather large response I’ve gotten to the contest so far. I guess I’ve underestimated the love you people have for free toys.
Item: Speaking of contests, Articulated Discussion is giving [...]

The following article previously appeared on my defunct toy blog:

Out of all the stupid toy ads and on all of the internets this has to be the dumbest. This ad for Pie Face is astoundingly bad:

What’s more fun than getting the pie in the face? Aside from the obvious answer (everything), one could say… uh… [...]

It’s an annual tradition of mine to make a big list of all the stuff I want and for all my readers to fight over who is going to buy me what, because I know you are all trying to compete for favor and need a leg up. This year, I will continue the tradition [...]

In the interest of bringing you great new content at Robot’s PJs and me being lazy as hell, here’s an old post I did celebrating the birthday of the Magic Eight Ball a few years back. Enjoy!

Wow, it’s hard to believe that the Magic 8 Ball has been around for 60 years. Who hasn’t [...]

The following article was original published on a toy collecting blog that I wrote for. Please note that while G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero is currently older than 25, this is a neat little history of the line.

For many, the name G.I. Joe conjures up memories of Kung-Fu Grip, big bearded action figures, [...]

How about a late round of Robot’s PJs approved links and thoughts? Yeah, I thought you were dying for some.
Item: If you follow my work, then you probably have already heard that the preeminent toy blog that I ran is now dead. If you haven’t yet seen my post about it on Poe Ghostal’s blog, [...]