An extremely talented toy customizer by the handle of Dr. Vile on Hisstank has finally done it. He’s created the greatest toy combinations of all time. While some are mearly content to make a transforming Cobra Hiss Tank from G.I. Joe, Dr. Vile goes several steps further by creating a giant ass combiner robot that [...]

Today is Opposite Day! G.I. Joe is so awful that I hate it. Here’s the G.I. Joe team done by artist Bob Guy (that’s NOT a generic name if I ever heard one!). These drawings are totally not cute and they’d dumb.

P.S. You suck.
Thanks to: Super Punch

It’s time to wrap this puppy up! After saying I was going to give out some free toys, people came out of the woodwork to get their hands on the Hasbro awesome. I made a few new buds on Twitter, so that was a sweet cherry on top of this whole thing, but in the [...]

G.I. Joe: Above and Beyond by Max Allan Collins
Book Report by Vincent
I recently finished reading G.I. Joe: Above and Beyond by Max Allan Collins. Babette purchased for me based on two factors, the first being that she knows I love G.I. Joe and the second being that Snake Eyes is all up on the cover [...]

It’s about time we have a contest. I want to reward all the amazing folks that come here to waste a small part of their otherwise boring day. What better way to reward my fellow geeks than to give away toys! Sweet, sweet toys!

What can you win? One G.I. Joe Panther (aka Armadillo) with Sgt. [...]

What was that? You wanted some links and random musings? Well, I can hook you right up!
Item: The Joes For Tots contest is going swimmingly so far. The first stage of spreading the word has gone better than expected. The next stage, sending out the press releases, will commence soon.
Item: I was fairly [...]

Word up, y’all. I just wanted to give you a heads up that the contest that helps kids, Joes For Tots, is back again. In case you’re not familiar with it, it’s basically the contest where you can win great stuff just for donating toys or cash to Toys for Tots. This year you can [...]

Hey kids, here’s some random thoughts and links to cool things. Enjoy!
Item: Dennis Quaid says he wants to ride a horse in G.I. Joe 2. A horse wearing a power suit. That may sound stupid, but I trust Dennis Quaid instincts. Anyone who can make friends with an alien enemy on a hostile planet [...]

A long time ago I asked which would be the bigger garbage fest, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen or G.I Joe: Rise of Cobra. Well, after finally seeing G.I. Joe I can confirm that Transformers was a bigger piece of shit. Don’t get me wrong, G.I. Joe has got a lot of problems. And by [...]

The following article was original published on a toy collecting blog that I wrote for. Please note that while G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero is currently older than 25, this is a neat little history of the line.

For many, the name G.I. Joe conjures up memories of Kung-Fu Grip, big bearded action figures, [...]

Yeah, yeah this is a rehash of a video based on G.I. Joe that’s been seen on almost every nerd blog and website on the plant. It would be criminal of me not to share it here though, considering I’m a huge G.I. Joe fan.

The Ballad of G.I. Joe from Olivia Wilde

You gotta love the [...]

From the folks that brought you the first Optimus Prime returns video comes this video detailing G.I. Joe’s own Cobra Commander and the lonliness he experiences at the top.

It’s not the fastest moving fan edit of the G.I. Joe cartoon out there, but there are some really great lines that are pretty freaking hilarious. It’s [...]

Happy Friday! I suppose this means that you are excited for the weekend. Not for me. I’m unemployed so EVERY day is a weekend day full of shame and depression. Hey, don’t let me ruin your fun though, there’s links!!!
Item: If you were looking for more San Diego Comic Con pictures, Savage handily pointed out [...]

Sorry for the late update, kids. Enjoy your links!
Item: Expect shortages on your favorite internet sites like this one, Toy Bender, and a minor lack of awesome on Poe Ghostal’s Points of Articulation. This will be due to Babette and I moving to a new secret bunker (ah hem apartment) and I don’t know when [...]