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Thanks to: Super Punch

Saturday Morning Cartoons: Droids Episode 3

Hey kids! It’s been awhile since I posted a Saturday Morning cartoon, but I’ve been in a Star Wars mood ever since getting into a Star Wars RPG group. What better way to observe a fine Saturday morning than to post one of the two cartoons from the mid-1980s featuring Star Wars characters? Click and [...]

She-Ra, The Return of a Really Cool Toy

One of the most highly anticipated toys for the last year or so is now in our household, the brand spanking new Masters of the Universe Classics She-Ra. I know what you’re thinking, isn’t She-Ra for girls?! Well sort of, but the She-Ra in question actually belongs to Babette, so stuff it. Still, if there [...]

Remember the NFL Huddles? No? That’s Because They Suck

In the 1980s the NFL licensed a ton of merch with some cute mascots that represented various NFL teams. They were like the Care Bears, but instead of teaching kids about the healing power of love while trying to sell toys, they tried to indoctrinate kids into liking football while trying to sell toys. Normally [...]

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Actually Use Their Weapons!

College Humor is usually good for a laugh, but man this video is perhaps one of the best ones I’ve seen by them. It features the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles learning that they can actually use their weapons.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

You know, it always bothered me that the only [...]

Saturday Morning Cartoons: They Make Our Dreams Come True

I’ve heard that there’s a great division in Muppets fans, which is split into those who like the Muppet Babies and those who worship Satan. I’m not a huge Muppet fan, but I always enjoyed the Muppet Babies so for the return of Saturday Morning Cartoons we have an episode of the Muppet Babies entitled, [...]

Tiny Voltron

The above child in a Voltron costume is perhaps one of the greatest things to ever exist. I dare you, dare you to argue any differently! As impressive as this Voltron costume is though, I’d like to see him split into five separate lions. Yeah, he can’t do it. Lame!
Thanks to: Super Punch

G.I. Joe: A Real American History

The following article was original published on a toy collecting blog that I wrote for. Please note that while G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero is currently older than 25, this is a neat little history of the line.

For many, the name G.I. Joe conjures up memories of Kung-Fu Grip, big bearded action figures, [...]

The Sad Life of Cobra Commander

From the folks that brought you the first Optimus Prime returns video comes this video detailing G.I. Joe’s own Cobra Commander and the lonliness he experiences at the top.

It’s not the fastest moving fan edit of the G.I. Joe cartoon out there, but there are some really great lines that are pretty freaking hilarious. It’s [...]

The Thundercats Concept Art is… Concept Art

If you weren’t aware, the 1980s cartoon/toy line Thundercats is being made into an animated film. Thundercats featured a group of humanoid cat people who were the few survivors of their race. They also kicked a lot of ass.

Saturday Morning Cartoons: Starcom is Great

Today’s cartoon was inspired by the most excellent blog, The Retroist. I loved Starcom when I was a kid and his post of a Starcom episode brought back a lot of memories. Starcom was one of the best and overlooked series of toys in the ’80s and the cartoon was pretty damned good too. Enjoy!

NAB: She-Ra! (SFW)

She-Ra is an interesting character, in that she is a spin-off of one of the biggest boy’s toys line in the 1980s, but for girls. The strange thing is when I was a kid, I thought She-Ra was kind of dumb. Now, I don’t. Strange how that happens. Anyway, these images come from Digital Monkey [...]

Transformers Generation One is Awesome Sauce

Excuse me while I geek out for a moment, because this video rocks my pants.

The video here was a fan made Transformers film… WAIT! Don’t go away yet! Yes, it’s a fan film that won some sort of Transforming robot fan award, but holy hot pants is this thing good. The CGI isn’t exactly [...]

Saturday Morning Cartoons: Yo Independence Day!

Happy Independence Day if you live in the U.S.! If you don’t live here, then have fun sitting in your mud huts doing whatever it is you foreigners do today (it’s probably godless heathenism, no doubt). To celebrate America’s independence I pulled an episode of G.I. Joe for our Saturday Morning cartoon. Not because it [...]

The Trasformers in Heavy Metal Fight

From the folks who brought us the first rude awakening of Optimus Prime comes Heavy Metal Fight. Optimus Prime and Megatron will fight one on one gladiatorial style, but would Megatron cheat? No way! The Decepticons never cheat!

What I love about Dr. Smoov’s videos is he perfectly captures the spirit of the characters while augmenting [...]