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Who’s the Bossk?

Thanks to: Super Punch

Luke Builds His Saber, I Lose My Mind

If you’ve noticed a growing amount of Star Wars related posts in the last few days, it’s mostly due to Star Wars Celebration V going on in Florida bringing up the old love of Star Wars again. One of the biggest things to come out of the con so far is the announcement that Star [...]

Blackstar Warrior: The Coolest Star Wars Fan Film Ever

This is seriously the greatest fan film ever made. In case you’re the last geek to see this, it’s what Star Wars would look like if it was a Blaxploitation film. In a word, awesome. If I were to pick apart this trailer, the only thing I could point out is that is a terrible [...]

Jek Porkins Saves the Galaxy

Artist Mark Rehkopf has got himself one sweet looking Jek Porkins poster. Jek Porkins is the rather large X-Wing pilot who valiantly gave his live in service of the Alliance in order to try and defeat the first Death Star in Star Wars: A New Hope. It’s ironic that Jek receives so much guff for [...]

Star Wars Live Action Show on Hold… UGH!

According to /film it looks like the Star Wars live action film is on hold. Depending on how you feel about this, it could be really good or really bad. I’m leaning toward bad, since I’ve been teased with this fucking thing for at least five years now. Even if it sucks, I just want [...]

Book Report: Tales from the Empire and Tales from the New Republic

Tales from the Empire, Tales from the New Republic

Book Report by Vincent
In this very special book report I report on two, TWO books. How epic is that? Pretty epic. The books I’m reviewing are both Star Wars expanded universe short story collections. The stories were collected from a rather cool (and rather dead) journal that [...]

High Art

The artist really has captured the human condition with his choices of a squirrel mounted Chewbacca fighting Nazis.

Tiny Emperor Lives in our Memories

Back in my youth I had an insatiable appetite for Star Wars, particularly the toys from Kenner. The mail-away figures were quite popular in my household due to the fact that I didn’t have an exactly affluent upbringing. Don’t get me wrong, we weren’t on food stamps or anything like that, I just wasn’t one [...]

Luke Fs Up

There’s a reason why most kids I grew up wanted to be Han Solo or Boba Fett when we played Star Wars. Luke is just so… milquetoast. This is a great re-edit of Star Wars that has Luke being a total failure and it is completely hilarious. Seriously, he pretty much reacts like a guy [...]

Saturday Morning Cartoons: Droids Episode 3

Hey kids! It’s been awhile since I posted a Saturday Morning cartoon, but I’ve been in a Star Wars mood ever since getting into a Star Wars RPG group. What better way to observe a fine Saturday morning than to post one of the two cartoons from the mid-1980s featuring Star Wars characters? Click and [...]

More (but not a lot) of Blue Beetle

The post I put up the other day briefly saying I’d watch a Blue Beetle television series went over pretty well, so I decided to follow up with five whole seconds of Blue Beetle test footage. In the video below, skip to the 50 second mark.

Even for test footage, it’s pretty damned awesome. CGI has [...]

Thank You For Being a Jedi

I prefer seeing the Golden Girls at the end of Return of the Jedi over the version with Hayden Christensen…
Thanks to: Babette and Who Laughs Last

The Coolest Jungle Gym in the Galaxy

I know this one has already made the rounds, but I was so amazed by it that I had to share it here again. This jungle gym is inspired by Return of the Jedi in that it’s got a friggen speeder bike for a swing. Other nice touches are the “computer” and the futuristic styling [...]

Three Ewok Death Moon: Greatest Idea Ever

I love my three cat moon shirt, but this seriously beats it tenfold. Behold, the greatest shirt ever. I must have one:

Contrary to popular belief, I do accept gifts all year round. No need to wait for Christmas or my birthday, folks! By the way, here’s a pic of my buddy wearing the original three [...]

Terminator or Wookiee?

The following article appeared in its original form on Digital Monkey Box. It has been modified to fit your TV:
After watching Terminator 2 for about the hundredth time, a question sprang into my mind that I had to ask Babette: “What would you rather have, a Wookiee companion or a Terminator guardian?” Of course, after [...]