Legendary Pictures is working on a new, American Godzilla film and they’ve released some concept art on what the big G is going to look like. In two words: freaking awesome. Instead of teasing him out they’re basically telling us that they want him to look like he should and he even has atomic breath. [...]

I’m trying not to get too excited here, because this teaser for a CG Gaiking is based on anime and anime sucks about 98% of the time. I just have the feeling that they’ll screw it up somehow either with some story involving a lot of angst or some stupid ass Earth spirits. Or it [...]

Another example why I’ll never be able to completely understand the Japanese mind.
Thanks to: Geekologie

The above picture would be pretty sweet without any context, but in case you’re wondering it comes from a nearly uncompromisable manga about the difference between merely liking underage girls versus pedophilla. You know, because that’s something you should have to be taught.

I detest anime, but sometimes it gives us awesome stuff like this:

Oh Japan, you bring us so many good things yet you insist on creating this:

Dancing robots can only mean that we are all doomed. Next they’ll learn how to pick up a machine gun and then it’s all downhill from there.
No thanks to: sankakucomplex

You know, after all the people that left comments that I got accusing me of being racist or otherwise a horrible person I’ve decided to take my friend Matty’s idea of writing a post celebrating other people’s fantasies and not make fun of them! Remember, it’s never ever polite to judge others or make fun [...]

While the Japanese can create terrible, terrible things they also create some of the best things ever. In the “best” catagory might just be Assault Girls.

Just look at how awesome that shit is, there’s snipers and women with wings for no friggen reason! One knock against this film is the fact that the titular [...]

I finally got a chance to catch Machine Girl thanks to my brand spanking new Netflix subscription that allows me to watch movies and TV shows via my Xbox 360. I have to report that it’s the most retarded, yet most awesome movie I’ve ever seen. Here’s a couple of reasons why:
1. A woman is [...]

Meet Isao Machii who is a modern samurai. What does a modern samurai do these days? Why he cuts things on TV! Holy crap on a cracker, does he know how to cut things. Just check out all the things he cuts in half. The one thing he’s missing in his life is a is [...]

Surprise, Surprise! The Japanese have created another horrible thing! This time it’s a teaser trailer for an CGI animated series that is looking for funding to get off the ground. It features a realistic look at war. A war where all the soldiers are cute animals. It’s fucking crazy:

As horrible as this is, it’s pretty [...]

Back when I wrote the wildly unpopular (and for good reason) Top Ten Most Disturbing Anime Statues, little did I know I was just barely scratching the surface of depravity. I recently saw a statue that is so vile that the weak of heart may instantly die in a vomit spewing rage. Today, I bring [...]

As a nerd I feel horrible mocking my own, but this is perhaps the creepiest nerd I’ve ever seen. I bet he actually lives in the Manga aisle of Borders and only leaves to take pictures of cute girls dressed up like anime and video game characters.

Just when you think you’ve seen the most screwed up thing ever, comes this dog on a bicycle.

Beautiful Japan, just friggen beautiful.
Update: For some reason I had it in my head that it was a tricycle when it was clearly a bicycle with training wheels. Sometimes I’m dumb.

Japan again assaults our sensibilities with a game where you rape women. Yeah, you read that right. I’ve known about a lot of Japanese games where you go on dates or otherwise find ways of engaging in sexual relationships in games, but I hadn’t heard about an actual rape game before.