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Why I Don’t Like Firefly

The short lived Joss Whedon series Firefly gives many nerds geekgasims of incredible magnitude. It’s hard to believe that a show that lasted one season can have its own rabid fan base that’s as dedicated as they are. I’ve always thought that I would like the series, being a geek who is a huge science [...]

Predators!

One of the most anticipated movies of the summer (in my house) has finally hit theaters and I got to chance to see it. I’m talking about Predators, of course. As a fan all things involving Predators, I figured if I was going to see one movie this summer Predators would be it. And yes, [...]

The Iron Man 2 Trailer Pisses Me Off

Remember the other day when I posted how great the Iron Man 2 trailer is and how it’s going to be a great movie? Well, scratch that, I’m actually mad at the trailer after thinking about it. If I’m seeing it correctly, the briefcase armor shows up after the F1 race car crash. That really [...]

Some Avatar Thought Bombs: Native Style and Spoilery

I finally got to see Avatar last night and man, was it an interesting experience. James Cameron’s long awaited (and heavily derided by overly angry nerds) film was actually pretty great. The biggest complaints I’ve heard revolve around the story and while I admit that it is a rather simple Fern Gully like tale, it [...]

Taking Advantage of the Disabled

One thing that amazes people when I first meet them is my stunningly handsome face, but another thing that amazes them when I get to know them a little bit better is the fact that I’m partially colorblind. That’s right, I can’t tell the difference between certain colors. Well, some jerk off has decided to [...]

My Birthday and Christmas Wishlist

It’s an annual tradition of mine to make a big list of all the stuff I want and for all my readers to fight over who is going to buy me what, because I know you are all trying to compete for favor and need a leg up. This year, I will continue the tradition [...]

I’m Banned from a Furry Website

Topless Robot did me the greatest favor ever by having me banned from a Furry website. How did he do it? Well, he simply posted a horrific fan fiction story about a woman having sex with a Pokemon or something… well I didn’t bother to read it. What happened next made (or probably will make) [...]

‘09 Chicago Comic Con: Final Thoughts

Well, I figure I don’t have much else to post about the Chicago Comic Con (except I did want to talk about an artist I got a cool Supergirl print from. If you’re reading this, I lost your card. Post a comment with your site so I can talk about you!), so here’s some final [...]

Girls and Machine Guns are Always Win

I finally got a chance to catch Machine Girl thanks to my brand spanking new Netflix subscription that allows me to watch movies and TV shows via my Xbox 360. I have to report that it’s the most retarded, yet most awesome movie I’ve ever seen. Here’s a couple of reasons why:
1. A woman is [...]

The 10th Annual Gathering of the White Trash Losers

As you may have noticed, I’ve been trying to theme this site a bit more nerdy to help it fit a niche, plus I’m nerdy so it kind of works out. Still, a video has been going around lately that really isn’t nerd related, unless you consider the people it’s directed to as nerds of [...]

Is the Director of G.I. Joe Fired?

The latest rumor going around is that Steven Sommers, the director of the future bomb G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra has been fired. This is a little unusual considering the movie is already done, but the rumor goes that the test screening was so bad that it actually scored the lowest of any Paramount movie [...]

Friday Roundy Uppy: Monsters Rules

Today’s Roundy Uppy is special. I don’t know why, it just is. Enjoy!
Item: I got a sneak peak at my friend McFumunda’s podcast entitled, “Dudecast”. It’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. If you like foul humor and one of the most open discussions on sexuality you can imagine, you’d like Dudecast. I’ll [...]

The Stargate Wedding Cake

It’s an undisputed fact that Great White Snark is the king of geeky wedding cakes. Therefore, when I show you this cake keep in mind that it is not an attempt to venture into his territory, nor will it become a regular thing. The reason that I’m posting this wedding cake is that it’s so [...]

Indiana Jones… Child Rapist?

I weathered the storm of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull intact. In fact, I was one of the five people that liked it. Of course I didn’t like it as much as the originals, but I liked it the same and I realized that all the films had flaws.
However, what [...]

Shoot Yourself Drunk

Money shots and excessive drinking is now wrapped up in one awesome device that allows you to shoot alcoholic beverages into your face.

Finally, my dreams of shooting food and beverages into my mouth are coming true! I knew that we would begin to enter the golden age of humanity where technilogical advances would make life [...]