An extremely talented toy customizer by the handle of Dr. Vile on Hisstank has finally done it. He’s created the greatest toy combinations of all time. While some are mearly content to make a transforming Cobra Hiss Tank from G.I. Joe, Dr. Vile goes several steps further by creating a giant ass combiner robot that [...]

Today is Opposite Day! G.I. Joe is so awful that I hate it. Here’s the G.I. Joe team done by artist Bob Guy (that’s NOT a generic name if I ever heard one!). These drawings are totally not cute and they’d dumb.

P.S. You suck.
Thanks to: Super Punch

G.I. Joe: Above and Beyond by Max Allan Collins
Book Report by Vincent
I recently finished reading G.I. Joe: Above and Beyond by Max Allan Collins. Babette purchased for me based on two factors, the first being that she knows I love G.I. Joe and the second being that Snake Eyes is all up on the cover [...]

It’s about time we have a contest. I want to reward all the amazing folks that come here to waste a small part of their otherwise boring day. What better way to reward my fellow geeks than to give away toys! Sweet, sweet toys!

What can you win? One G.I. Joe Panther (aka Armadillo) with Sgt. [...]

A long time ago I asked which would be the bigger garbage fest, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen or G.I Joe: Rise of Cobra. Well, after finally seeing G.I. Joe I can confirm that Transformers was a bigger piece of shit. Don’t get me wrong, G.I. Joe has got a lot of problems. And by [...]

Yeah, yeah this is a rehash of a video based on G.I. Joe that’s been seen on almost every nerd blog and website on the plant. It would be criminal of me not to share it here though, considering I’m a huge G.I. Joe fan.

The Ballad of G.I. Joe from Olivia Wilde

You gotta love the [...]

From the folks that brought you the first Optimus Prime returns video comes this video detailing G.I. Joe’s own Cobra Commander and the lonliness he experiences at the top.

It’s not the fastest moving fan edit of the G.I. Joe cartoon out there, but there are some really great lines that are pretty freaking hilarious. It’s [...]

Happy Independence Day if you live in the U.S.! If you don’t live here, then have fun sitting in your mud huts doing whatever it is you foreigners do today (it’s probably godless heathenism, no doubt). To celebrate America’s independence I pulled an episode of G.I. Joe for our Saturday Morning cartoon. Not because it [...]

This is Snake-Eyes:

This is not Snake-Eyes:

In case you missed it… he doesn’t have a fucking face on his mask.
Thanks to: Topless Robot for ruining my day.

I’m a big fan of the G.I. Joe cartoon series. Mostly because of fond childhood memories and not really from the horribly dated stories and the terrible plots found in most of the episodes. After watching most of them again, I took away some very valuable lessons that I think are important to share with [...]

Over on Chris Sims’ incredibly awesome blog Chis’s Invincible Super-Blog, Mr. Sims had this to say in reference to the last G.I. Joe comic by DDP:
It’s not just the last issue of the story or the last issue of the run, it’s the last issue before Devil’s Due loses the license, so I say go [...]